We would like to welcome all you naughty individuals to the ultimate collection of inappropriate jokes, which accidentally happens to be our favorite spot in here! This is the only place you’ll ever need to go whenever you are looking for some twisted joke, guilty laugh, or want some new material to shock family and friends.
If you feel ready, let’s get into the dirt!
Inappropriate Jokes for Adults
The chances are, when you think of inappropriate jokes, the first thing that comes to your mind are dirty-minded puns and NSFW jokes you probably wouldn’t share during a family dinner.
Raunchy humor is always welcome, whether it is a bit immature or somewhat more sophisticated. Either way, we have some of the funniest picks for you right here:
Dark & Weird Inappropriate Jokes
What Are Inappropriate Jokes?
Inappropriate jokes are simply jokes which aren’t considered, well – appropriate – for most occasions and social settings. They can either be dirty-minded, contain questionable innuendos, or have elements of dark humor and messed-up topics.
The main point of telling these types of jokes?
It is to have a laugh about all those topics you feel guilty or embarrassed discussing in public, as well as to make other people feel uncomfortable if you are a true daredevil.
Examples of These Questionable Jokes
The most obvious type of inappropriate joke you will run into these days is the good ol’ dirty joke, such as:
1. Why is Santa Claus’s wife unsatisfied with him?
Because he only comes once a year.
2. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
It’s simple – you can unscrew a lightbulb.
3. What does Pinocchio’s lover say to him?
“Lie to me!”
On the other hand, as we explained above, not all jokes have to be about the dirty stuff. You are perfectly find to wander off into the dark lands of twisted humor:
1. What do my dad and Nemo have in common?
They both can’t be found.
2. My mom died in the hospital after we weren’t able to remember her blood type.
As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s really hard without her.
3. How do you call a cheap circmcision?
Also, there is always room for some mental stimulation as well. If you love inappropriate riddles, we have those as well, such as:
1. Name something white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow!
2. Name something that gets wetter when things get steamy?
Lastly, sometimes you need a family-friendly inappropriate joke, the kind that may be slightly gross, but you can still tell it to your children. We have you covered there too:
1. Do you know who are the most dangerous farters out there?
Ninjas. They are silent but deadly.
2. What did a fly say to its friend?
“Excuse me, but is this stool taken?”
3. Why does Piglet smell like a fart?
He plays with Pooh all the time.
Ultimately, whatever your taste in questionable humor may be, we have something for you. Scroll up, pick your favorite list and laugh away!