Welcome to the ultimate collection of food jokes! This is the most complete collection you’ll find out there.
Whether you are having a dinner date, or waiting for your friends for a pizza night, we got you covered.
Let’s dive right in!
Fruits & Vegetables Food Jokes
We are starting off our list with the healthiest choices first – fruits and vegetable jokes coming right up! These are guaranteed to help you spice up every meal and healthy snack.

- Banana Jokes
- Potato Jokes
- Corn Jokes
- Mushroom Jokes
- Avocado Jokes
- Lemon Jokes
- Orange Jokes
- Vegetable Puns
- Plant Puns
- Fruit Puns
- Pumpkin Puns
- Apple Puns
Drinks & Beverages – Food Jokes

Let’s freshen up with a beverage of your choice! Feel free to pick out anything from the list below and have a few laughs with your friends:
- Wine Jokes
- Beer Jokes
- Coffee Jokes
- Water Jokes
- Tea Jokes
We’re always looking for suggestions to expand our list of jokes about specific drinks. If you have an idea or two, please reach out through our contact page!
Other Food Jokes
For all of us with a sweet tooth or that special place in our belly reserved for “junk” food, we will wrap our list with a selection of various food jokes – from pizzas to ice creams. Read on!

- Pizza Jokes
- Pasta Jokes & Puns
- Egg Jokes
- Cheese Jokes
- Sushi Jokes
- Taco Jokes
- Chocolate Jokes
- Pie Jokes
- Bread Jokes
- Cake Jokes & Cookie Jokes
- Donut Jokes
- Ice Cream Jokes