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37 Anti Jokes That You Shouldn’t Be Laughing At

Sometimes, the absence of humor is what makes people laugh the most. Poor and stupid jokes can be so bad that, at some point, they become good. 

Have you ever wondered what an anti joke is? 

As we all know, the essence of every joke is the punchline, we always expect it. When it comes to anti jokes, a punchline is missing, and your ending is completely unfunny, true state, or just random.

Sounds like a lot of fun? 

Here are the 37 anti jokes that you shouldn’t be laughing at! 

Woman smiling at anti joke

#1 – True Answer Anti Jokes

Here are a few examples of anti jokes ending with a true answer that is so blatant and obvious that they become hilarious.

Read on!

What do you call a pigeon that can’t find its way back home?

A pigeon.

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Why did the teacher tell Jamie she was wearing too much makeup?

Because she was wearing too much makeup.

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What do you call a joke that isn’t funny?

A sentence.

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Where was the Constitution signed?

At the bottom.

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What ended after 1998?

1999.

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Why did the dinosaur say “hello” to the little girl?

He was polite.

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What’s yellow and is something you shouldn’t drink?

A school bus.

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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

“This ain’t my first rodeo!”

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Why are there no Jewish people on Uranus?

The nature of the planet does not sustain human life.

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What do you call a medical student that graduated last in their class?

Doctor.

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Why did the dinosaur eat the baby?

He didn’t. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A deer. The absence of eyes doesn’t change the species.

Girl laughing

#2 – Random Answer Anti Jokes

Random jokes have always been funny. We’ve picked out 12 of our favorites that can make your day!

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends…

But you can’t rob a bank. That’s a felony.

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What’s funny about five people in a Chevy Suburban driving off a cliff?

Nothing. They were my friends.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

“We’re both lawyers!”

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Do you know what’s really odd?

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being robbed.

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What makes you laugh harder than your child?

A whoopie cushion.

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What did the raccoon say to the other raccoon?

“Does my breath smell like garbage?”

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Do you want to know my secret to sanity?

Red wine.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

It doesn’t even matter.

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What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?

Neither of them is a police officer.

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How long does it take you to count to 100?

I don’t care.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg

Dinosaurs.

Man in yellow smiling

#3 – Stupid Answer Anti Jokes

Stupidity is the core of all anti jokes, but these are exceptionally dumb.

Enjoy!

What do you get when you mix and a goat and a sheep?

A geep.

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What did one stranger say to the other?

Nothing. They didn’t know each other.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common?

One of them is purple.

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You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.

For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.

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What’s the difference between bubble wrap and a carrot?

No one eats carrots.

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I’m not sayin’ she’s a gold digger…

But she did move to California in 1849.

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Why are hamsters like cigarettes?

They’re completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it…

Then my illegal logging company is a success.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars… except for the duck.

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What did one cannibal say to the other after eating a clown?

“We’re gonna get in big trouble for this!”

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, “Why the long face?”

The horse says, “Evolution.”

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How tall is the Empire State Building?

One Empire State Building tall.

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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple

Finding a worm in your caramel apple. They usually cost more.

 

Your Turn

This was the list of the 37 best anti jokes we have picked for you. Hopefully, they made you laugh after all.

If you have anti joke you would like to share – feel free let us know in the comments!

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