Dinosaur fossils have been found on all continents, even on Antarctica! Maybe that’s the reason why everyone loves dino jokes.
So, let’s get right into them!
Funny Dinosaur Jokes
1. What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
2. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
3. How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed?
You’ll see the bright red “A” on its pajamas.
4. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
5. What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking?
6. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
7. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
Try Sara’s Tops!
8. Where do dinosaurs go shopping?
9. What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
10. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
11. Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?
You bet, Jurassican.
12. What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing?
A saur loser.
13. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
The door won’t shut!
14. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
15. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
16. What do you call twin dinosaurs?
17. What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane.
18. What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armor out in the rain?
19. Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
He could really spike the ball!
20. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
21. What does a triceratops sit on?
22. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?
Because the pee is silent!
23. What’s the best thing to do if you see a tyrannosaurus rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you.
24. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
25. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
26. What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
Best Dinosaur Jokes
27. What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
28. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
Rex on the beach!
29. What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
30. What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing?
31. What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
32. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
33. Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant-eater
34. What do you call a dinosaur after they break up with their girlfriend?
35. Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?
Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).
36. What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart?
37. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
38. What do you get if you cross a T- rex with explosives?
39. What do you call a polite Dinosaur?
40. What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
41. What was T. rex’s favorite number?
42. What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs?
43. Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!
44. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at the till?
Keep the climate change.
45. What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom?
All of them, they’re all dead.
46. What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
47. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
48. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
49. How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs
Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.
Dinosaur Puns and Jokes
50. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
51. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
52. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
Because they can’t afford new ones!
53. Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp.
They rub it, and a genie appears.
“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard.
“Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy piece of meat.”
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.
“I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks even harder than the previous dinosaurs.
“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”
54. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
55. What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you?
You’d be deeply impressed.
56. What do you call a dog that belongs to a dinosaur with one eye?
A Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
57. How do you know if there’s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
The door won’t close.
58. Which is the scariest dinosaur?
59. Which dinosaur had to wear glasses?
60. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
61. Who does a dinosaur call when he’s being robbed?
62. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
63. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
64. How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed?
Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!
65. What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A diplodocus with a sore throat.
66. What do you call an anxious dino?
A nervous Rex.
67. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
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