27 Funniest Stupid Jokes You Just Have to Tell Your Friends

Whichever type of humor you may enjoy the most, there is something special about stupid jokes that makes all of us so fond of them.

It seems that some carry a very peculiar characteristic – the worse and stupider they get, the harder and louder we laugh! You know the kind we are talking about, and we also know you love telling them.

Not many things are as amusing as seeing your friends unsuccessfully try to hold in the laughter as you tell them the most horrible joke in the world. We are helping you build a repertoire of these that will last for ages.

Without further ado, let’s dive into our list of 17, without any doubt, funniest stupid jokes that you have to remember for the next time you run into a friend.

Stupid Puns That Are Actually Funny

You know that a good pun does not exist. The question is: which ones are bad enough to make you laugh? 

We chose these six that your friends will absolutely hate, and that means – they are perfect.

If I’m going to be frank, I’d have to change my name.

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What has anxiety at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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How did the picture end up in jail?

It was framed!

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This girl thought she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore.

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Thanks for explaining the word ‘many’ to me. It means a lot.

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Who is the penguin’s favorite aunt?

Aunt-Arctica!

Wordplay Jokes to Remember

Wordplay jokes are very similar to puns, but they offer a bit more freedom. Let’s dive into our favorite picks in this category.

What’s about a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.

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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I took a day off.

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Does Santa pay for parking?

No, it’s on the house.

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What do you see when a duck bends over?

A butt quack.

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I got fired from the orange juice factory. I just couldn’t concentrate.

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Why do seals swim in saltwater?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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I usually tell dad jokes. Most of the time, he laughs.

The Most Stupid Jokes on This List

We hope that all of the jokes so far have been stupid enough to make you laugh. However, who says that there is a limit to how dumb a joke can get?

We strongly believe that sky is the limit for stupidity, so let’s keep having fun with more horrible jokes.

Did you hear that people in Dubai don’t like The Flinstones?

But the people in Abu Dhabi Dooooo!

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What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why is the dark spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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What don’t ants get sick?

They have anty-bodies.

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Why don’t crabs donate?

Because they’re shellfish.

Our Absolute Favorites

We are ending our list with our favorite picks amongst these jokes. These are the jokes we love retelling and seeing people’s reactions when they hear them. Spoiler – it’s never a boring one.

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is very heavy, and the other one is a little lighter.

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Why are seagulls called seagulls?

Because if they flew over bays, they’d be bagels.

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Why do blind people hate skydiving?

It scares the hell out of their dogs.

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An American is trying to pick up UK chicks in a bar.

“Hey, are you girls from England?”

“It’s Wales!”

“Oh, I’m sorry. Are you whales from England?”

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When life gives you melons, you know you have dyslexia.

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What’s the scariest word in nuclear physics?

“Oops!”

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese.

Your Turn

Do you have any stupid jokes that you adore? 

Please write it down in the comments below right away!