As you know, penguins are extraordinary birds. They waddle and slip instead of walking or flying while wearing a tuxedo!
What’s not to love about them?
We have prepared some of the best penguin jokes to brighten up your day.
Let’s dive right into them!
Best Penguin Jokes
1. What do you call a cold penguin?
A brrr-d.
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2. Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snowbank, of course!
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3. What does a penguin do when it loses its tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
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4. What do you call a happy penguin?
A pen-grin!
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5. What is a penguin’s favorite family member?
Aunt Arctica!
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6. So why don’t penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
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7. Who is the head of the penguin Navy?
Admiral Byrd.
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8. What do penguins like to wear on the beach?
A beak-ini.
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9. Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
They were trying to break the ice.
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10. How do you get in touch with a penguin?
Give them a wing.
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11. What would you call a penguin with no I?
Pengun.
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12. How does a group of penguins make a difficult decision?
Flipper coin.
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13. Where do penguins go dancing?
The Snow Ball.
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14. Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe.
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15. Why would a penguin cross the road twice?
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16. What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-burgers.
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17. What does a penguin eat on its birthday?
Fish cakes!
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18. What do you give to a penguin that’s ill?
Some medical tweetment.
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19. Why are penguins good race car drivers?
They are always in pole position.
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20. Where do penguins go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
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21. What do penguins sing on a birthday?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”
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22. How does a penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together!
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23. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a penguin sitting next to him.
“Are you a penguin?” asks the man, surprised.
“Yes,” says the penguin.
“What are you doing at the movies?” he asks.
“Well,” replies the penguin, “I really liked the book.”
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24. What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
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25. Why shouldn’t you write a book on penguins?
Because writing a book on paper is much easier!
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26. How do penguins drink their Coca-Cola?
On the rocks.
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27. When I meet new people, I always talk about my giant pet penguin…
It’s a good icebreaker.
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28. What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door.
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29. Why do polar bears and penguins not get along?
Because they are polar opposites.
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30. Why do two penguins in a nest always agree?
Because they don’t want to fall out.
31. Why don’t you ever see penguins in Great Britain?
Because they’re scared of Wales!
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32. What do penguins wear on their head?
Ice caps.
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33. Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg?
He got cold feet.
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34. What is a penguin’s favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos.
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35. Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots.
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36. Who is a penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
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37. How did the penguin pass its driving test?
It winged it!
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38. What’s black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
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39. Why do penguins wear glasses?
To help their ice-sight.
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40. What do penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
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41. What do penguins drink in the summer?
Iced tea.
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42. What do penguins wear on their feet at nighttime?
Slippers.
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43. What is a penguin’s favorite movie?
Frozen.
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44. What is black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin!
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45. What shoes do penguins wear in the summer?
Flipper flops.
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46. What are the oldest animals?
Zebras and Penguins because they’re in black and white.
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47. A penguin walks into a bar…
The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, listen, these things don’t fly around here.”
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48. How do Penguins finish a race?
They pengwin.
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49. How does a penguin cook burgers?
With his flippers.
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50. Can a penguin fly?
No, but a toucan.
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51. Why do penguins always carry fish in their beaks?
They don’t have any pockets!
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52. When visiting England, what do nuclear scientists penguins eat?
Fission chips.
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53. What’s a penguin’s favorite place to swim?
The South Pool.
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54. What’s a penguin’s favorite pasta?
Penguini.
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Your Turn!
Linguine for my Penguini!
We hope that you loved our penguin jokes. Which one was your favorite?
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