Monkeys are one of the most entertaining animals and naturally, they are a wonderful inspiration for animal jokes. So, if your kid is currently in a monkey-loving phase, no worries, we got your back!
Monkeys don’t just laugh – there is proof they can make their own jokes. Koko, a gorilla, has learned 2000+ words and 1000 Sign Language signs.
When she was asked: ‘What is hard?’ Koko would sign ‘work’ and ‘rock.’
Monkeys have a great sense of humor, and when it comes to that, we have prepared 66 hilarious monkey jokes for you and your kids!
Let’s go bananas!

Best Monkey Jokes
1. What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
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2. What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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3. Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
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4. Did you hear about that lame party in the jungle?
Someone forgot to bring the chimps and dip.
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5. What did the orangutan say to the chimp?
“Ginger’s the new black!”
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6. Why do monkeys love bananas?
Because they have appeal.
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7. What is an orangutan’s favorite cookie?
Chocolate chimp!
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8. Why shouldn’t you fight with a monkey?
They use gorilla warfare.
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9. What do you feed a 600-pound orangutan?
Anything it wants!
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10. What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
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11. What’s white and swings through the trees?
A meranguetan!
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12. What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
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13. What do you call a monkey who works in a call center?
A who-rang-utang!
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14. What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
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15. Did you know before they had monkey bars, monkeys would just drink at home.
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16. What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
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17. What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboooom!
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18. Two monkeys are in the bath.
One turns to the other and says, “Oooo ooo aah aahh!”
The second monkey says, “Well, put some cold in then!”
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19. Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Although monkeys are more filling.
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20. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.

21. In March, I found a monkey paw and used it to wish to work from home every day.
I’m sorry, everybody.
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22. Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
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23. What did the monkey say after his tail got caught in the lawnmower?
“Won’t be long now!”
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24. Where do monkeys go to grab a beer?
The monkey bars!
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25. Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters?
Because they are filled with anty bodies.
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26. What came first, the monkey or the ape?
The dinosaur!
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27. What’s a monkey’s favorite game?
Hangman.
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28. What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
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29. What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
A monkey’s uncle.
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30. Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
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31. What do monkeys do for laughs?
They tell jokes about people.
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32. What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
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33. What do you tell a naughty monkey?
“Stop chimping about.”
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34. Where do chimps hear all their gossip?
The ape vine.
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35. What does a woodcutter say before he chops down a tree in the rainforest?
“Let the chimps fall where they may.”
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36. What kind of key opens a banana?
A mon-key!
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37. What’s a monkey’s favorite drink?
Chimpan-tea!
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38. What does a banana do when it sees a monkey?
The banana splits.
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39. What are monkey’s favorite biscuits?
Chocolate chimp cookies.
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40. Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs around.
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41. How did the gorilla know she was poorly?
She had a belly ape.
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42. What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
A chimpion.
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43. What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla?
The banana split.
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44. How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
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45. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
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46. How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
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47. What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school?
The ape b c’s.
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48. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.
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49. What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George.
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50. What did the banana do when it saw the monkey?
The banana split.
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51. What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick?
Hairy Potter.

52. Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
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53. What did the baboon win at the beauty contest?
She won beast of show.
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54. If a monkey has 30 bananas in one hand and 40 bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Huge hands.
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55. What did the baboon study in law school?
The law of the jungle.
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56. What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
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57. What do you get when you cross a baboon and a parrot?
Nobody knows, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you would definitely listen.
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58. Where does a 2,000-pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
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59. What’s a monkey’s favorite store?
Banana Republic.
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60. If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
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61. What type of monkey should have eight legs?
A spider monkey.
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62. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
Attire.
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63. What do you call a monkey holding a firecracker?
A ba-BOOM!
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64. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
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65. Where do monkeys work out?
The jungle gym.
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66. Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Your Turn!
We hope that you have fun! If you have some funny monkey jokes or puns, we would love to hear them!
Drop them down in the comments!