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68 Hilarious Rock Jokes To Make You Roll With Laughter

It doesn’t matter if you are a geologist or a kid who loves rocks; this is the place for you. We have the collection of best rock jokes compiled up just for you.

Sometimes rocks from space land on Earth; however, they land in the sea most of the time. These rocks are called meteorites.

If you’ve ever noticed a shooting star, it’s a piece of space rock entering the atmosphere! If you want to read jokes out of this world, we got your back! You will have so much fun with our space jokes, too.

Without further ado, let’s jump right into the rock jokes. 

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Rock Jokes

1. Why did the geologist drown? 

Because he was below C-level.

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2. What do you call it when two carbons are in a relationship? 

Carbon dating.

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3. Why did the rock couple break up? 

Because they couldn’t comet to each other.

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4. Why was the boulder emotionless? 

Because it had a heart of stone.

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5. Which magazine do rocks subscribe to? 

The Rolling Stone.

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6. Why was the geologist sad? 

Because his marriage was on the rocks.

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7. Why did the rock take spoken English lessons? 

To help it talk boulder.

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8. What did the young rock say about failing his tests? 

I don’t want to talc about it.

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9. What do geologists use for hygiene? 

Geoderant.

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10. Why was the meteor shower that wiped out the dinosaurs necessary for Earth? 

Because it was for the crater good.

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11. Why was the geologist tired of his tedious work? 

Because it was mostly boring.

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12. What do you call a criminal rock? 

Scum of the Earth.

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13. Why was the geologist let go from his job? 

Because he was an alkalic.

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14. Why did the rocks bury themselves under the Earth? 

Because it was their strata-gy to hide!

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15. Why was the sedimentary rock collection so cheap? 

Because it was on Shale

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16. What do you call a rock that bunks school? 

A skipping stone.

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17. What did the geologist girlfriend tell her boyfriend before breaking up? 

It’s not you; it’s the fault in our stars.

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18. What is rock’s favorite fruit? 

A pome-granite.

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19. Why was the geologist arrested? 

Because he got caught for pyrite-ing.

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20. Why were the rock couple breaking up? 

Because they took each other for granite!

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21. What did the rock order at the bar? 

Soda on the rocks.

Rock jokes - What do you call a criminal rock? Scum of the Earth.

Best Rock Jokes

22. Why was the criminal rock acquitted? 

Because his alibi was rock solid.

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23. What did the rock do when it rolled down the road? 

It rock ‘n’ rolled.

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24. Why was the criminal rock acquitted? 

Because his alibi was rock solid.

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25. What can’t minerals lie? 

Because they’re in their pure form.

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26. Why did the tectonic plates break up? 

Because there was friction between them.

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27. Why do geologists tell old jokes?

 Because they dig them out!

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28. Why was the geologist never hungry? 

Because he lost his apatite.

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29. Why was the geologist confused about the new mineral he discovered?

 Because its whereabouts weren’t crystal clear.

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30. Why was the geologist considering changing his profession? 

Because he had hit rock bottom.

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31. Why was the geologist unable to figure out the age of the newly discovered rock? 

Because they couldn’t get an app-rocks-imate reading of the period.

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32. Why was the geologist puzzled at the comedy show? 

Because some of the jokes fluorite over his head.

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33. What did the smaller volcano say after it saw the larger one erupt? 

“That’s a tuff act to follow.”

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34. What do you call a dubious rock? 

A shamrock.

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35. Where do the posh stones live? 

Rockefeller Street!

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36. Why did the rock decide to hit the gym? 

Because he wanted to be bigger and boulder.

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37. Why were the rock couple getting a divorce? 

Because their relationship had eroded!

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38. Why did the rock choke at his comedy show

Because there was too much pressure.

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39. Why was the geologist boring at the party? 

Because he liked to be stone-cold sober!

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40. Why did the miner get angry at little things? 

Because he couldn’t keep his coal.

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41. What happened to the geologist who immersed himself entirely in studies? 

He went mantle!

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42. Where do rocks sleep? 

In bedrocks.

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43. How does a geologist show their displeasure? 

They give the coal shoulder.

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44. What did the boy rock do before his geography test? 

Rosetta stone-d the syllabus.

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45. What happened after the geologist finished his work? 

It was a lode off his shoulders.

Rock jokes - What do geologists use for hygiene? Geoderant.

Geology and Rock Jokes

46. Why was the geologist so stunned at his fame? 

Because it was a meteoric rise!

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47. What do you call a rock that complains? 

A whin-estone!

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48. Why did the two volcanoes face problems in their relationship? 

Because they were star crossed lavas.

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49. Why was the beach sad? 

Because it had been shingle all its life.

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50. Why are igneous rocks hipsters? 

Because they were magma before it was cool!

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51. Why was the rock hesitant to start his work? 

Because he was stuck in corundum!

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52. Why are miners carefree? 

Because they mine their own business!

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53. What happens when you throw a stone at a phone? 

It gets bricked!

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54. Why was the gemstone scared for his exams? 

Because he thought he wasn’t going topaz.

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55. What did the geologist tell his apprentice? 

“Either don’t do it or diorite!”

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56. Why was the limestone arrested? 

For Basalt and Battery.

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57. What do geologists use to clean themselves? 

Soapstone.

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58. Why are limestones ignored? 

Because they’re too chalkative for their liking.

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59. Why was the coal’s alibi suspicious? 

Because it wasn’t crystal clear.

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60. What did the miner say when he was asked to take over his friend’s shift? 

“Don’t quarry I’ve got this!”

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61. Why was the brick so arrogant? 

Because it was the cornerstone of a large building!

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62. Why don’t the giant limestones like the smaller ones? 

Because they don’t like small chalk.

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63. Why was the rock unprogressive? 

Because it was stuck in the Stonehenge!

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64. What happened to the rock after continuous hours of interrogation? 

It finally cracked!

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65. Where do you take an injured rock? 

To the Rocktor!

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66. Why were the limestones inseparable?

 Because they were a tufa one deal!

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67. Why did the rock have seizures on seeing the light show? 

Because it was epilithic.

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68. Why was the boulder unbothered by its broken piece? 

Because it was just a fragment of his existence.

Your Turn!

We hope that you have enjoyed our rock jokes collection.

Which one was your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

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