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20+ Best Pasta Jokes to Brighten Up Your Family Lunch

On today’s menu – pasta jokes! 

Did you know that the average person in Italy eats more than 51 pounds of pasta every year? 

If you plan this incredible country for your next trip – we suggest reading our best pasta jokes and puns so that you don’t make some fusilli mistakes. 

Let’s get right into it!

Best Pasta Jokes 

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1. I cannoli shake my head and marvel at how fantastic you are.

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2. This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.

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3. Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.

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4. I’m feeling a little saucy today.

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5. Just a little something to show you how much olive you.

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6. Life is about exploring pasta-bilities.

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7. Like unrinsed spaghetti noodles, good friends stick together.

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8. This meal is, like, tortellini awesome.

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9. Grab a knife – it’s time to cut some carbs.

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10. [Pesto] This is my idea of going green.

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11. Sorry, this gift is pasta due

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12. I’m recording this for pasta-terity.

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13. Come and spaghet it.

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14. Pasta la vista, baby.

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15. Penne for your thoughts.

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16. [Spaghetti and meatballs] I’m having a ball.

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17. You’re pasta-tively awesome.

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18. What type of dish does an impasta make? 

Faked ziti!

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19. Did you hear about the pasta maker who followed in his father’s footsteps? 

It just goes to show that the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree!

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20. Did you hear that Sally ate three bowls of Spaghetti? 

No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta!

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21. What do you call it when someone cries because their Spaghetti is vegetarian? 

A meat bawl!

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22. What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce? 

The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!

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23. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce? 

They caught the thief red-handed!

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24. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pasta? 

Because he was a little square!

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25. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house? 

Fettuccini afraido!

Your Turn!

We hope that you have enjoyed our list. 

What is your favorite pasta joke? 

Let us know in the comments down below.

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