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37 Hilarious Ghost Puns That Will Raise Your Spirit

Halloween or not, ghost puns and stories are always a fun idea for any sleepover or bonfire. 

Since ancient times, people have been telling stories of ghosts returning from death to haunt the places they left behind.

Today, we are not here to scare you. Contrary, we are here to make you laugh with the best ghost puns we have gathered.

Without further a-boo, let’s jump right into them!

Ghost Puns

Hilarious Ghost Puns

1. The ghost had to turn their car around because they reached a dead end.

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2. I think I have Deja-boo.

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3. A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute, so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.

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4. The Dead Sea is the best place for a ghost to go on holiday.

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5. Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare center when they go to work.

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6. The most useless room in a ghost’s home is the living room.

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7. When the ghost family got in their car, the dad told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.

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8. Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!

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9. A ghost’s favorite play is definitely Romeo and Ghouliet.

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10. Ghosts are bad at lying because you can see right through them!

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11. The best soccer position for a ghost is a ghoul-keeper.

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12. A toastie ghostie – a ghost that haunts fireplaces.

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13. Ghosts stay fit by exorcising daily.

Funny Boo Puns

14. When the ghost blew his nose, many boo-gers came out.

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15. A ghost goes on vacation to Mali-boo.

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16. Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.

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17. The ghost sometimes goes on holiday to Boohamas.

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18. If you see a ghost, you should always ask, ‘how do you boo?’

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19. When the ghost watched a sad movie, he started boo-hooing.

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20. Ghost’s favorite dessert is boo-berry pie, of course.

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21. Bootique is a favorite place for fashionable ghosts.

Ghost Puns & One-Liners

Best Ghost Puns – One-Liners

22. Lemon and slime is a ghoul’s favorite flavor.

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23. Fasten your sheet belt.

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24. Ghosts hate the rain because it dampens their spirits.

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25. A ghoul’s favorite bean is a human bean.

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26. Ghosts are the scariest on Fright-day.

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27. A hole-y terror – a little ghost with a torn sheet.

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28. The ghost goes to the big Labor Day sale cause he’s a bargain haunter.

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29. Ghosts read their horror-scopes to find out about the future.

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30. A ghost used a spoo-key to unlock his room.

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31. A ghost took his ghoulfriend to the prom.

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32. Ghosts like elevators because they raise their spirits.

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33. The ghost-ery store is where ghosts buy their food.

Your Turn!

We hope that you enjoyed our selection of ghost puns! Now, it’s your turn!

Let us know in the comments down below which one was your favorite. 

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