68 Funniest Pokémon Jokes to Knock You Right on Your Ash!

As we are all very well aware, the Pokémon craze took everyone by storm. It started with the anime and cards, and when they were declining, it was brought up again with the introduction of Pokémon Go.

Even though the hype has faded significantly once again, there are still millions of fans around the world who enjoy the show and the games. For all of you out there, here is our list of the funniest Pokémon jokes!

Let’s get started, little and adult Pokémasters and trainers!

Funny Pokemon Jokes

1.  Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?

Arrrrrr-bok.

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2.  What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?

A Peak-A-Chewer!

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3.  What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

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4.  What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?

Geek-achu.

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5.  What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat.

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6.  Which Pokémon can see the future?

A pikahead.

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7.  What do you get when you cross Pikachu with p**n?

Pikascrew.

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8.  Baby, I’m A Mismagius.

I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

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9.  Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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10.  Why can’t you blindfold a Pokémon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!

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11.  What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

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12.  How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.

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13.  Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?

The PokeBall.

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14. What Pokémon do people see in auctions?

Bidoof.

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15.  What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?

Paras!

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16.  Which college do Pokémon go to?

StarU.

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17.  I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

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18.  What TV show about dancing do Pokémon love?

Dancing with the Staryus.

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19.  What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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20.  What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?

One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!

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21.  What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievell.

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22.  What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?

Legendary Pokémon.

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23.  Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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24.  What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?

Totodile.

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25.  Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.

So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.

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26.  Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?

Staryu Wars.

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27.  Which Pokémon does Dracula like most?

Koffin’.

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28.  What does a yellow Pokémon say before teleporting?

Abra-cadabra.

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29.  Are you a Flareon?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

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30.  What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

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31.  Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

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32.  What do you call a low, round Pokémon?

Butterfree

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33.  What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?

The Hokey Pokémon.

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34.  Are you a Hitmonlee?

Because your body is kickin’.

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35.  What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?

“Kakuna Rattata!”

More Pokémon Jokes

36.  Let me be your ruler.

I could be your Nidoqueen.

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37. Why was Hypno so energetic?

He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

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38.  Can I call you Cinderella?

I’m here to be your Prince Charmander.

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39.  What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A Light Bulbasaur.

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40.  Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are shockingly beautiful.

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41. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

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42. You remind me of Deoxys.

You’re out of this world.

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43. Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?

Lake Erie.

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44. Do you know what would look good on me?

Mew.

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45. How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

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46. My love for you burns like Charizard’s tail.

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47. What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slow-poke.

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48. What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?

I choose you.

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49. How can Pikachu make a baby laugh?

By playing pika-boo!

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50. If you give an eevee money, does it evolve into patreon?

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51. Why shouldn’t you do drugs?

Weedle make you high.

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52. What Pokémon only drinks Hydrogen Peroxide?

HO-OH

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53. What do you call a storm of Pokémon?

A Pokemonsoon!

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54. I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur.

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55. What do you say to a weird-looking Pokemon that just knocked a drink out of your hand?

“Jynx, you owe me a soda.”

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56. I don’t like dairy on my toast. I prefer it Butterfree.

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57. What are Mathew McConauheys favorite pokemon?

Rhydon… Rrydon… Rryddoooonn!

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58. What happens when you give Eevee a French stone?

You get a Napoleon

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59. Did you hear about the Pokemon that has Covid-19?

It was Koffing.

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60. What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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61. I heard Pokemon can get drunk too.

They just Electabuzz.

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62. Why do Pokémon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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63. The doctor’s office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokemon.

I don’t know what they’re talking about, but I need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.

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64. What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? “Pikachu,” that’s all he can say.

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65. How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes?

They let bagons be bagons.

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66. Why should you never get undressed in front of a Pokemon?

They might Pikachu

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67. What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can’t do anything to stop me.

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68. What do you call Pokemon sing alongs?

Gary-oake.

Your Turn!

Being a Pokémon trainer can be tiring, but it can also make you into quite a fighter! So let’s start a Pokémon jokes battle in the comments below. We wish you all the luck, and may the best one win!