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29 Funny Monday Jokes to Start Your Week on a Happy Note

Are you one of those people who absolutely hate Mondays? We completely understand and feel your pain!

The weekend wasn’t long enough; you’re still tired and recovering from the last week’s hectic schedule, and BAM! It’s Monday, AGAIN! 

Well, we have a plan to make your Monday a little lighter with the best Monday jokes. Jokes are our way of making things less stressful.

Make sure to remember some of the jokes to always have something comic on the way to the office. Your co-workers will appreciate it.

Prepare your cup of coffee, and let’s jump right into them!

Related: 40 Hilarious Morning Jokes to Start Your Day Off Right

Monday Jokes

Best Monday Jokes

1. If you look at it on the bright side, Monday only comes once a week.

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2. Days of the week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blink, and it’s Monday again.

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3. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

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4. I know many of you are sad because it’s a Monday

But don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.

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5. Rolling out of bed every Monday morning is so easy. Getting off the floor is another story.

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6. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

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7. What if Mondays were created to punish us for the things we did over the weekend?

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8. There is only one thing worse than Friday the 13th, and that is Monday the 13th.

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9. One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours.

The same as one Monday on Earth.

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10. If Sunday and Monday were fighting, who do you think would win?

Sunday because Monday is a weekday.

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11. Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison at the start of the week?

He was Monday laundering!

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12. Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Monday jokes?

He didn’t find them humerus!

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13. Why was the M&M excited to get to school on Monday?

He wanted to be a Smartie!

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14. What Do You Call Mondays without Any Zoom Meetings?

Meetless Mondays.

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15. How do you make a blond laugh on Monday?

Tell her a joke on Tuesday.

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16. What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Unemployed.

Best Monday Jokes

17. Why was the broom late for school on Monday?

He over-swept!

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18. How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?

Have a goud-a week!

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19. On what day do ghosts do their howling?

Moan-day!

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20. What happened to the witches who broke the school rules on Monday?

They got ex-spelled!

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21. Why was the root vegetable so happy on Monday?

He was up-beet!

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22. Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?

Because Monday through Friday!

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23. How did the hen feel on Monday?

Eggshausted!

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24. What day of the week are demons most tired?

De-Monday!

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25. Why was the acid always in a bad mood on a Monday morning?

He was an a-mean-o acid!

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26. Things I don’t like:

1) Probably you.

2) Cold coffee.

3) Small talk.

4) Mondays.

5) Having a small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

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27. Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you, and she likes everyone.

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28. If Monday were shoes, they’d be crocs.

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29. Maybe Monday doesn’t like us either. 😊

Your Turn!

We know that Mondays can be tough sometimes but we also hope that your Monday started a bit better this time.

Do you have some funny Monday jokes up the sleeve? Make sure to expand our list. 

Let us know in the comment section down below. See you in the next article!

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