Skeleton jokes are a great way to tickle your funny bone.
Halloween may be coming, or you just have this urge to hear something funny. Either way, here are some skeleton jokes that will do a great job in making you laugh.
Without further ado, let’s begin!
23 Fun Skeleton Jokes
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Where do skeletons go dancing?
At the skeleton club!
How did the skeleton cross the road?
He carried his own body across it so there would be no witnesses.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
What was the skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
What song do skeleton bikers ride to?
Bone to be wild.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of plant?
A bone-sai tree!
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have guts.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do skeletons hate the winter?
Because the cold goes right through them.
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
How do skeletons say hello?
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
The favored historical ruler of skeletons is Napoleon Bone-a-part.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
What kind of plate do skeletons eat on?
What was the skeletons favorite rock band?
The Grateful Dead
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
It could feel it in it’s bones.
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
How did skeletons send mail in the old days?
The bony express!
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
What skeleton jokes can you make up? Write them in the comments below.
We hope these skeleton jokes help you and your friends laugh, whether on Halloween or any other fun occasion!
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