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56 Best Spring Jokes to Tell Your Friends at a Barbeque ๐ŸŒธ

Spring is natureโ€™s way of saying, โ€˜Letโ€™s Party!โ€™

Spring is here, and we are all for it. The weather is getting warmer; snow is melting, trees are sprouting new leaves, and flowers are blooming.

It is time to prepare for picnics in the park and have a nice time outdoors.

Wherever you want to go, having some spring jokes in your pocket is always a nice way of spreading laughter and joy.

Here is our list of the funniest spring jokes.

Enjoy!

56 Best Spring Jokes to Tell Your Friends at a Barbeque ๐ŸŒธ

Funny Spring Jokes

1. What kind of garden does a baker have?

A flour garden.

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2. Why was the bee mad?

Youโ€™d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

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3. Why did the bird go to the hospital?

It needed a tweet-ment!

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4. How excited was the gardener about spring?

So excited, he wet his plants.

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5. Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets!

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6. What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

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7. Why did one bee tease the other bee?

Because it was acting like a bay-bee!

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8. How do you make a waterbed bouncier?

Fill it with spring water.

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9. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lily!

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10. What is the shortest month of the year?

M-A-Y.

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11. How does the sun listen to music?

On the ray-dio.

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12. How do you know flowers are friendly?

They always have new buds!

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13. Why did the farmer bury all his money?

To make his soil rich.

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14. How did the bee brush his hair?

With a honecomb.

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15. Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

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16. Why couldnโ€™t the flower ride a bike?

It lost its petals.

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17. What kind of bow canโ€™t be tied or untied?

A rainbow.

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18. Does February like March?

No, but April May.

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19. Do you know about April 1st?

Yes, Iโ€™m fooly aware of it!

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20. When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During APE-ril showers.

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21. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?

To grow a water-melon.

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22. What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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23. What is springโ€™s favorite type of pickles?

Daffo-dills!

Funny spring jokes

Best Spring Jokes

24. What goes up when the rain goes down?

Umbrellas.

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25. Why did the worm cross the ruler?

To become an inch worm.

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26. What falls but never gets hurt?

The rain!

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27. Does February like March?

No, but April May.

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28. What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf!ย 

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29. Whatโ€™s a baby chickโ€™s favorite food?

Eggplant.

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30. What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

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31. Whatโ€™s a treeโ€™s favorite drink?

Rootbeer!

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32. Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?

Because itโ€™s the season when you can really rake in cash.

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33. Why is the letter A like a flower?

A โ€œbโ€ comes after it!

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34. Why couldnโ€™t the flower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.

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35. Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

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36. What did the big flower say to the little one?

Youโ€™re really growing, bud!

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37. What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?

A dandy lion!

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38. Whatโ€™s a baby chickโ€™s favorite plant?

Eggplants!

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39. What flower does everyone have on their face?

Two-lips!

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40. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?

A son-flower!

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41. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?

One with a hoppy ending!

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42. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?

A rob-in.

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43. What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up.

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44. Which month canโ€™t make a decision?

MAY-be.

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45. What did summer say to spring?

Help โ€“ Iโ€™m about to fall!

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46. When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During Ape-ril showers!

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47. What month always asks questions and permission?

May!

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48. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!

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49. What month is the shortest?

May because it only has three letters!

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50. How excited was the gardener about spring?

So excited he wet his plants.

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51. What is Springโ€™s favorite appetizer?

A bloominโ€™ onion!

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52. Did you meet that mushroom over there? I hear heโ€™s the life of the party.

Heโ€™s a pretty fun-gi!

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53. When is an impossible time to plant flowers?

When you havenโ€™t botany.

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54. Why are oak trees so forgiving?

Every spring, they turn over a new leaf.

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55. What is an herb gardenโ€™s favorite singer?

Elvis Parsley.

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56. Why couldnโ€™t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring?

It didnโ€™t have petals yet.

Your Turn!

We hope that you have enjoyed our list of best spring jokes!ย 

What is your favorite spring joke? Feel free to expand our list โ€“ let us know in the comment section!ย 

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